It's always a pleasure shooting a gorgeous girl who doesn't have a lot of experience getting fucked rough to hear Pascal's dulcet Belgian tones announce, five minutes into some full-force face-fucking, that

Amber Deen is Scottish and lives in Aberdeen. She's 31, prefers small penises to big ones, likes dating 18-year-olds (drawing a line there, in an unnecessarily picky way if you ask me), gets off big-time on having her body squeezed and pinched and pulled, and has never had rough sex. Which makes it all the more surprising that she agreed to this little lot: – Vaginal fucking – Physical domination & verbal abuse – Spanking – Squirting – Deepthroat & face-fucking – Choking – Face-slapping – Face-spitting – Masturbation – CIM & swallowing Her interview's a scream, her solo vid's hardly your standard masturbation entertainment, and in her scene, she does indeed get pulled through the ringer. All of which is very all good and totally no bad. Alas, we have no second interview to present you with at the end of the week because I'm currently typing all of this in the depths of the French countryside and forgot that particular slice of footage back in the UK.

This was the first of three shoots we did on a trip to the Peak District the other week, a beautiful national park nestled between Manchester and Sheffield, pretty much where the Midlands meet the North of England. We needed to get out of Essex and have a bit of a road trip and blow the cobwebs out of our heads; we had a list of Northern lasses who wanted to whip out their cracks and get them plundered for all the world to witness; it was a win-win, ladies and gentlemen. And on the day Summer joined us it was Valentine’s Day so we thought we’d play true to the spirit of things, especially considering her hubby loves handing her over to other guys to fuck and was getting a real kick out of P having her because he’d been a fan of him for so long. The good doctor P brutally rams his penis in and out of her slutty-mummy-cunny to breathless applause from the thankful slag, as well as doing a few other things to her such as spanking her and choking her and making her squirt and shooting his dairy into her gob and making her drink it. It’s a wrap, it’s nothing less than the scarlet strumpet deserves, and it’s another poptastic production from the UK’s premier purveyors of punishment porn (in fact, the only ones) â€" the Chalkwell Chucklers themselves, Messrs P White and A Baxter!

I don't know what the hell turns on a beautiful young 23 year-old like Chanel Santos when she's got to spend the day with a couple of greasy old perverts like me and Pascal. But whatever the reason, we're not complaining. Chanel turned up petrified (like so many have before her), with very little experience of getting a dynamite PSS-level slap-&-tickle. Irrespective, she merrily ticked off the following (and hats off to these bitches, because they really do jump in the deep end a bit don’t they?). Rate Scene

Yet another skanky slag who should know better, graces us with her useless presence. Let me introduce Welsh Rebel, who for everyone's benefit basically said yes to everything we threw at her sexually. Welsh Rebel turned up the day before the shoot. She was working nearby on the Friday, miles from home, so I invited her to come round Saturday morning, sleep over, then we'd do our stuff first thing Sunday. What she wasn't expecting was for me to turn the camcorder on within 20 minutes of her arriving and order her to strip down in front of it.

Here's Ashley's bullet list: – Physical domination & verbal abuse – Vaginal fucking – Orgasms – Deepthroat & facefucking – Spanking – CIM & swallowing – Masturbation with toy Me, P and Ashley go back way back to a couple of shoots we did with her during my Television X days seven or eight years ago. She was great, really loving her sex and cumming both times.