This was the first of three shoots we did on a trip to the Peak District the other week, a beautiful national park nestled between Manchester and Sheffield, pretty much where the Midlands meet the North of England. We needed to get out of Essex and have a bit of a road trip and blow the cobwebs out of our heads; we had a list of Northern lasses who wanted to whip out their cracks and get them plundered for all the world to witness; it was a win-win, ladies and gentlemen. And on the day Summer joined us it was Valentine’s Day so we thought we’d play true to the spirit of things, especially considering her hubby loves handing her over to other guys to fuck and was getting a real kick out of P having her because he’d been a fan of him for so long. The good doctor P brutally rams his penis in and out of her slutty-mummy-cunny to breathless applause from the thankful slag, as well as doing a few other things to her such as spanking her and choking her and making her squirt and shooting his dairy into her gob and making her drink it. It’s a wrap, it’s nothing less than the scarlet strumpet deserves, and it’s another poptastic production from the UK’s premier purveyors of punishment porn (in fact, the only ones) â€" the Chalkwell Chucklers themselves, Messrs P White and A Baxter!

I don't know what the hell turns on a beautiful young 23 year-old like Chanel Santos when she's got to spend the day with a couple of greasy old perverts like me and Pascal. But whatever the reason, we're not complaining. Chanel turned up petrified (like so many have before her), with very little experience of getting a dynamite PSS-level slap-&-tickle. Irrespective, she merrily ticked off the following (and hats off to these bitches, because they really do jump in the deep end a bit don’t they?). Rate Scene

Here's Ashley's bullet list: – Physical domination & verbal abuse – Vaginal fucking – Orgasms – Deepthroat & facefucking – Spanking – CIM & swallowing – Masturbation with toy Me, P and Ashley go back way back to a couple of shoots we did with her during my Television X days seven or eight years ago. She was great, really loving her sex and cumming both times.

Ex-girlfriend Layla loves to have her throat gripped tight while I fuck her and that's exactly what I do here. I ask her what my name is. "Pascal," she says. "No," I say. "I'm Mr White to you. I'm not your boyfriend anymore." Just so the stupid bitch gets the message. I get her down on her knees and get her to jerk my dick off. The bitch-milf can't fucking wait for me to shoot my load all over her, staring up at me, totally fixated, wanking me in a frenzy. I spunk all over her and then we make her swallow it.

Charlie Ten is 22 and a piece of a damn fine posh totty. She's also got the coolest porn name ever. She's a longstanding fan of PSS (read lady diddler) and as such was extremely happy to film the following sexy naughtiness with us. Now to the elephant in the room.

Where would porn be without Daddy's girls? It's a question raised by Amber West after she freely admits to being one herself, even at the age of 30. Expecting her interview to be a suitably moronic Q&A about her favourite positions and the size of her tits, she's a little taken aback by the glare of Andy's questioning but she warms quickly to her interrogation and chats openly about her longstanding relationship with her, er, father figure.